Hoover Dam Gift Shop

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HOOVER DAM GIFT SHOP (Audio Sketch)

Int. Hoover Dam Gift Shop- Day

A guy named VICK rushes through the door.

VICK
(out of breath)
Hey, hey you guys, sorry to run in here like this. I don’t wanna burst your bubbles cause I know you’re Hoover Dam employees and this great wonder of the world is like your whole life but uh, I was just looking at that dam out there and…there’s no way beavers built that thing.

EMPLOYEE 1
Um, sir, they explain all about how Hoover Dam was built on the guided tour, have you had a chance to take that yet-

VICK
No, I just came straight to the gift shop.

EMPLOYEE 1
Oh, well I highly recommend that you go back and-

VICK
I asked all my beaver friends about it already.

EMPLOYEE 1
What?

VICK
I was skeptical when I saw the dam, so I asked my beaver friends to take a look and they were like…(beaver noise) yea there’s no way.

EMPLOYEE 1
Uh…