Cracker Barrel

CRACKER BARREL (Audio Sketch)

Int. Car- Day.

MOM, DARREN, and TRIX are in a car in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. We hear the engine cut off.

MOM
Okay you two, we are going to stop in this Cracker Barrel for a quick bite to eat, but we are not buying anything in the gift shop. So don’t nag me, because the answer’s gonna be no. Is that clear?

DARREN & TRIX
Yeah, Mom.

MOM
Alright, let’s go in.

Car doors open and close, sounds of them walking up the steps, door opens.

EMPLOYEE
Welcome to Cracker Barrel!

MOM
Thanks. Do you have a table for 3 available-

DARREN
Hey Mom?

MOM
What, Darren.

DARREN
Can we buy this jar of apple butter?

Beat.

MOM
(deep breath)
Okay, yea let’s buy that.

TRIX
What about this patriotic cotton shell wreath?

Beat.