Burrcoin

(audio sketch)

Int. office- day.

Matt, Shelley, Tate, Winston, and Paulene are sitting in an auditorium with colleagues. Tate is presenting.

TATE
My fellow colleagues, we have been trying to enter the crypto market for quite some time now, and today I present to you an idea I’ve been working on for a new cryptocurrency fit to compete with the likes of Bitcoin, Etherium, and yes, even Dogecoin…